Think my mom would of rather had a daughter
Michael Caine is a dick and spoils Inception's... →
Hey, you guys want this ILLEGAL download link of...
I mean you would be breaking the law. Lemme know okay?
Even functions go like this, odd functions go like that.
In the 3-D version, Greedo turns his gun on YOU, the AUDIENCE, and Han Solo heroically saves you all by taking him down!
Occasionally with my coworker I feel like I’m in a goofus and gallant strip.
I don't get how some girls can be so forward and...
presidents: uprightcitizens: I mean, I don’t condemn it, I admire it, actually, but I just don’t fathom how they do it…. actually, I think I just don’t understand how anybody makes the first move, ever. It’s so awkward. How do you do that? Like, how do you just go up to a guy and strike up a conversation and try to look cute? It’s so confusing to me. Not to mention that my mother drilled it...
Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved...– Maurice Sendak in Applause magazine (mmryan via forcessweetheart)
RT @presidents: RT @kdramos I want to live somewhere else for a long long while.
Just got offered a TV Deal for my Twitter by FX Get ready for Moldovan coming to a television near you.
RT @boxerhockey: Also, a Cowboy Bebop - Justin Beiber crossover ….. Cowboy Beibop … there we go.
RT @oldwhitemansays: “I like to think of myself as an attractive, straight Harrison Ford.”
RT @netflix: So say we all. Netflix will stream all 75+ episodes of #BattlestarGalactica starting Oct. 1!
hannahology asked: Why are you so cool?!
Apparently if you’re younger then me you didn’t watch the adventures of pete and pete. Eerie
Just saw two black cats on my way to work. What does it all mean?
bringonbluesky: bringonbluesky.tumblr.com is probably written by a female somewhere between 36-50 years old. The writing style is academic and happy most of the time. HAHAHAHA. From urlai.com. I think you guys can attest to the fact that I am like the least academic-sounding person ever. And I just redid it and it switched to 18-25 and personal which makes more sense. Text analysis...
Canada now has netflix. →
Who is awesome at his job? This guy.
Wasn’t cool enough to get hacked :(
So I just got a new video game, but would rather listen to Polaris. What does this say about me?
You know it’s a good day when you start it searching off with 90’s nick show intros
I played Give Up Robot 2 and scored 5,635,958. I am now soaking in a bathtub filled with accomplishment. http://j.mp/aTBixk
Bleeeh being a bit depressed blows.