March 2012
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You guys got it all wrong.
Santorum was saying obama’s a nickleback fan. It just came out a little wrong.
i got ice cream for cheap might eat the whole...
4"Kid Cudlz"
derbrandtaucher:
- Michael
may actually change my e-name to this 4
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Yes tumblr! It’s that time again. What’s your personality type?
Let me know and all that stuff! This is always fun
Alternative test: What Pokemon are you?
WIGGLE YOUR TUMBLR NAME(S) AROUND. →
derbrandtaucher:
nymphetaminedream:
velveteenrabbit:
jonmichaelusa:
oldtobegin:
abloodymess:
notmetaphoric:
youngloudandscotty:
nopie-nosledgehammer:
ay-yo-gurl:
forlackofabettercomic:
empartridge:
caughtinlimbo:
milolikessnails:
la-uraa:
roundofapology:
anarchobutthole:
OUCH! BLATANT HERO
FOOL PROUD AGONY
A LAURA (okay this is hilarious)
MILKLESS LIAISON
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Reblog if you want "have you ever" asks.
As long as boredom permits
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I really want to go home and play persona 3.
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The Best Birth Control In The World Is For Men →
derbrandtaucher:
femonster:
If I were going to describe the perfect contraceptive, it would go something like this: no babies, no latex, no daily pill to remember, no hormones to interfere with mood or sex drive, no negative health effects whatsoever, and 100 percent effectiveness. The funny thing is, something like that currently exists.
The procedure called RISUG (reversible inhibition of...
So my work has been feeding me quite well.
But lately it’s been all sugars and fats. I need vegetables. Hopefully they’ll give me a salad.
Stfu, Pro-Life!: Is Arizona Regressing? →
jmcniel:
Seriously, Arizona, are you just traveling slowly into the Dark Ages?
We all remember the, creepily reminiscent of apartheid-era South Africa, immigration laws which made it mandatory for people about which there could “reasonable suspicion” they had entered the country…
OH ARIZONA, you so crazy.
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some of the coolest words were said to me today in...
I miss you.
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do you ever get really hot and feel the need to...
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Music from mass effect that was unreleased until now.
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hey internet, want to buy me a free pizza online...
If you do this I will pay it forward by doing this for someone else. Let’s get a pizza buying chain going.
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Purity Of War Marred By One Bad Apple In...
For a second I thought this was an actual news article and not an onion headline.
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Bow Nigger
“Bow, nigger.” he typed.
I kind of hunched uncomfortably over the keyboard at that point. Not that I should’ve taken offence, really.
For one thing, my screen name has nothing to do with my ethnicity and for another, it’s only a game and the fascist doing the typing is probably hundreds of miles away and far beyond anything you could call an actual influence on my life.
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Treat your ears right. Listen to this album.
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2 cups of hot cocoa with mini marshmallows
I FEEL ENERGIZED. COME AT ME.
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YO NERDS YOU GOT ANIMALS CROSSING WII?
lemme know yo friend code or whatever the wii does I haven’t used it in years.
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I will be free from the prison called work in 1...
pray for my soul to last that long.
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Axon! It’s a game about neuroscience!