Once I Dreamed I was a Little Blue Dog: Archive

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Samuel L. Jackson struggled to remember his lines when he started shooting superhero action blockbuster The Avengers - because he could only recall half the script page. The movie star admits the eye patch his character Nick Fury wears played tricks with his mind - and he eventually had to learn his lines with one eye covered. He tells Entertainment Weekly magazine, “I was trying to...

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“slurp my butt”

– hudson hawk

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Step 203: Do not leave to crust for tomorrow that...

adulting: Here is something that I am so, so embarrassed that I had to be told not six months ago, as I somehow had never absorbed in childhood: When there are little spills or splatters, wipe them up right then. For years, this was my mental process for spills: But here’s how actual adults do it: Seriously! It will never be easier to wipe up something than right when it is fresh. It is...

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What ingredients does it take to make you? →

derbrandtaucher: ewigewiederkehr: “Jake is made of ice, acid, and apathy. With a dash of Pokemon.” I guess I’m alright with this. “Michael Moldovan is made of fried food, waffles, and reclusive. With a dash of the 90s.

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Hey, why do you follow me?

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Watch

adriancase: So great. Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery EP

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Careers I would never excel at:

rosa—sparks: abloodymess: nesbittslimesoda: Social Worker Break Dancer or Rocket Scientist Diplomat Attorney Middle school teacher Doctor IT person Dog

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My friend's little cousin was abducted from her... →

gallowsong: dirtytucson: endearingyouare: This is Isabel Mercedes Celis. She was kidnapped from her home in Tuscon, Arizona on 4/20. She is my friend’s little cousin. Click here for the whole story on her. Please, please, PLEASE send your good vibes and REBLOG. This angel and her loving family doesn’t deserve any of this. So heartbreaking. Once again, please reblog to spread...

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think I'm gonna start a trend where marija and I...

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this one's for the vacant: What Lot's Wife Would... →

librariesandlemonade: Do you remember when we met in Gomorrah? When you were still beardless, and I would oil my hair in the lamp light before seeing you, when we were young, and blushed with youth like bruised fruit. Did we care then what our neighbors did in the dark? When our…

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